A Day Off! What Do You mean?

Can You Figure This Out?

So you want a day off? Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work.
There are 52 weeks per year in which you have already 2 days off per week leaving 261 days available for work.

Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work you have used up 170 days leaving only 91 days available for work. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year leaving only 68 days available for work. With 1 hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days leaving only 22 days for work.

You normally use 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves only 20 days available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year leaving 15 days available for work. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which only leaves 1 day available for work. I’ll be damned if you are going to take this day off!!