Spouses out there 'for better or for worse' please don't do this to your partner

There is this behaviour that's definitely not healthy. I hate the feel, mention and 'sight' of it. It breaks many a home and drills horrid holes in the hearts of husbands, wives and children. Let's join our hands and fight against it. First things first: let us not get involved in it. Let's drop our inordinate affections and discourage others who are wallowing in this quagmire. The sickening behaviour I am talking about here is what we know as an extra-marital affair.

Extra-marital

My wife isn't enough,
My husband's too tough,
I need someone rough,
Someone who can laugh.

All these, quite possibly,
Lead people, so visibly,
The extra-marital way, I dare say,
To many, it's the only way.

Today here tomorrow there,
Jumping into the lair,
Which isn't rare,
To those who can't pair.

Breaking the marital bond,
Is the rule of many a blonde,
From this man to the other,
While she has another.

Extra-marital is the name,
Of this dirty game,
None surpasses its fame,
And boy, does it leave many lame!

It carries all the shame,
And Surely, it's the same,
As jumping from the frying pan,
Right into the fire van.