A Fly in the Soup

Diner: Bring me some soup and make sure a fly isn't in it. When I ate lunch here yesterday, there was a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Oh, that can't happen today, sir, because our special is frogs' legs.
Diner: What's today's special have to do with a fly in my soup?
Waiter: Before the chef cooked the frogs, they ate every fly in the place.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The spider on the bread will eat it.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a roach in my soup and he's drowning.
Waiter: Well, sir, shall I teach him how to swim or strap a life preserver on his back?
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Diner: There's a fly in the bottom of my teacup, waiter. What does this mean?
Waiter: How do I know? I am a waiter not a fortune teller.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: That's alright, sir. He won't drink much.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you want us to do – have a funeral?
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: I've been looking all over for him.
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Diner: Waiter, why are these flies in my soup?
Waiter: Because we're all out of DDT, so we decided to drown them.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: All right, I'll get you a fork.
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Diner: Hey, waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Shh! Everybody will want one.
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: What did you expect with the cheap dinner – a hummingbird?
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Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Ah, cornered at last!
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